I regrettably have not been able to do any work to my car but I have been amassing parts! Thanks to the great ideas of
@Darius and the collective wisdom of this forum I am doing some creative shit with the accessories and pulleys. Found a Taurus pulley on Ebay for $20, a March (part number 2004) directly from them for just over $100 for the water pump, and the most ridiculous alternator I think I've ever seen. It's made by Mechman and makes 400 glorious amps (220 at idle). This also means I'm going to be converting over to an electric power steering rack so I'm currently researching which GM trucks used one of those EPS racks so I can start combing junkyards to find one. Aside from the giant savings in power robbing pump and that giant leaking gearbox that I can't work on because the headers are in the way I can use speed sensors coming off the ECU to change the behavior of the rack based off of speed.
The longer I'm not working on my car the bigger the parts pile seems to be getting.